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 There was this whole 
    complicated legal agreement.  What a pain. I had to promise not to tell 
    about the marriage until today. And even now, all I can do is say “a Beatle” 
    or “the Beatle”, not which one. Cripe. 
 I can tell you though it was all pretty exciting when it happened. I mean, I 
    went from laying on the eyeliner in the girls’ bathroom at Roosevelt High 
    School and showing off a ring wrapped in angora PRETENDING it was from “a 
    Beatle” to actually marrying the guy. A girl’s dream, no kidding.
 
 At first, I can tell you, it was incredibly cool. Of all the girls in the 
    world, “a Beatle” picked ME! I wanted to believe I was something special 
    (who doesn’t?) but to be honest I never really did believe it. But the night 
    we met after the concert in “a city,” there was a look in his eye when he 
    saw me standing there (yeah, that was me), I could see it, for real. And 
    suddenly I felt like I went from Ann Marie the plumber’s daughter to, like, 
    Princess Ann Marie, except cooler. The way he looked at me—I don’t know—I 
    just felt like I was different, like I mattered. A Beatle married me, for 
    godsake.
 
 Funny though. You’d think that would make you the happiest girl alive. Thing 
    is, it didn’t. After a while, things just kinda went downhill. I mean, he 
    never vacuumed ONCE, stuff like that. Plus you wouldn’t believe how much he 
    talked about his hair, but when I wanted to talk about mine he wasn’t at all 
    interested. Long story short, we ended up getting a divorce after a pretty 
    short time, and by then I didn’t even want the money he said I could have. I 
    just felt kinda empty and, well, not worth it.
 
 Ah well, so many years ago. Anyway, I got a nice old guy for a hubby now. He 
    never really looks at me the way “the Beatle” did that night. Never has, 
    really. But we been together a long time now. Sometimes when I’m putting on 
    my eyeliner I look hard in the mirror for what “the Beatle” saw and try to 
    get that girl to come out. I kinda smile and say, “Hey, where’d you go 
    anyway?” But no answer. All I ever see now is Ann Marie.
   
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